What are you afraid of? Spiders (Arachnophobia)? Snakes (Ophidiophobia)? Chickens (Alektorophobia)? David Bowie (Heterochromiaphobia)?
Ok, I made that last one up. But, it turns out that there are a few folks out there on the internet who confess to being afraid of the Thin White Duke after all. Actually, it seems that most these folks were freaked out by Bowie’s role in Labyrinth more than anything else. Still, once he gets under your skin, it’s hard to shake that off.
Anyway, I digress. I’m not actually here to discuss David Bowie (though, really, that might be more interesting than what you’re about to read). Nope, I’m here to talk about fear as it relates to - you guessed it - time tracking. There doesn’t seem to be an official phobia for that one ( I could make it up, but the Bowie thing kind of took all of my imagination for the day), so let’s look at it as a variant of Tyrannophobia, the fear of tyrants. You could approach it from a Teleophobia angle (the fear of definite plans - I have that, mildly) or Hypegiaphobia (the fear of responsibility - I’m guilty there, too). But in our vast experience here at Journyx it really does seem that most folks are at least disinclined - if not outright afraid - to track their time because they’re just not sure how the folks above them (Tyrants! One and all!) are going to use that data.
It’s a natural fear that those “in charge” are just making you track your time so that they can fire you, or at least yell at you for researching David Bowie when you’re supposed to be writing a blog post. This is called Poinephobia, the fear of punishment. And in times like these, it’s certainly reasonable to assume that if you’re goofing off too much on the clock that you will, in fact, have that held against you. But the other side of the coin, and the one that Journyx preaches and cares about, is that reporting your time - honestly and accurately - actually helps you keep your job.
There are a couple of real points behind this, as opposed to just putting faith in your boss (Tyrant!). The biggest part of this is that if you and your brothers- and sisters-in-arms are all reporting time, the tyrants, er, bosses, can actually see which projects are profitable and which aren’t. Which means that they can assign you to work on the profitable portions of your business - the ones that are keeping you all afloat while the economy seems prone to Acrophobia, the fear of heights. Working on the profitable projects actually goes a long way to shield you from layoffs. Because even the most Sophophobic tyrant, er, boss, has to have figured out that cutting back on employees dedicated to profitable tasks is, well, stupid.
Perhaps the biggest fear we all have right now is Ereuthophobia - the fear of the color red, as in red ink. To avoid that particular hue, let’s put aside any lingering Ergophobia, roll up our sleeves, and let the tyrants know just what we’re doing for them. Time-tracking is a great way to communicate just that.
- Born on a Friday the 13th, Journyx Director of Web Content Andrew Trent is blissfully free of the paralyzing effects of Triskaidekaphobia.
All phobia information courtesy of phobialist.com.